How to Fight a Bully if You Must

   

Seven years since the vaunted "troop surge" in Iraq, Americans still confront an increasingly hostile terrorist threat in the region.  In the wake of a controversial withdrawal from a land once believed to harbor weapons of mass destruction, U.S. combat troops and air support have been called on again to suppress the enemy.  Who America is officially at war with is still undecided.  While politicians take a break from Capitol Hill to flirt with their constituents ahead of the November mid-term election, White House executive order commands America's finest to tickle-bomb a non-Islamic, semi-enemy in the Levant.  Without a Congressional declaration of war, a comprehensive strategy for victory, or a foreseeable entry or exit for successful combat operations in Iraq and Syria, "boots on the ground" and airstrikes pursue a seemingly unattainable resolution in the Middle East.  Politicians take a 6-week campaigning vacation even as an evil bully, named ISIS, cuts off the heads of Western journalists, traffics Christian women and children for sex, inspires lone-wolf terrorism in America, and openly vows to slaughter Christians, Westerners, and U.S. Military families.
      Battle-worn Americans, I'm sorry to break this to you, but we can't win the hearts and minds of bullies.  There is no private mercenary, no foreign militia, no economic sanction, or United Nations speech that can defeat this bully.  This bully won't go away when the November elections are over and the media gets tired of politicizing Middle East atrocities.  This isn't the type of bully that responds to peace talks, three cups of tea, or multilateral/cultural/national intervention.  This bully doesn't just want to stick your head in a toilet, steal your lunch money, and scribble profanities in your school notebook.
      So, it's time for America to stop pandering and Ned Flander-ing.  We need to pick up our dignity, find our national pride, and buckle up for a helluva fight.

To fight this bully we need to:

1).  Be constitutional:  Congress must declare war on ISIS.  This serves as the constitutional precursor to levy funds in support of combat troops, training, and resources.

2).  Be a leader:  POTUS needs to bench press a couple hundred pounds and then address the teleprompter with a little testosterone.  Speak to the world, speak for America...  "America will avenge injustice, protect the persecuted, and kill all terrorists."  Say it with your chest like a grown-ass man.

3).  Be accountable:  "Moderate Muslims" from every country must publicly condemn ISIS's egregious perversion of Islam.  If ISIS isn't really Islamic, then it shouldn't be difficult for the Muslim community to openly refute such radicalism.  This serves to undermine ISIS's radical ideology and deter truth-seeking muslims from fostering violent misconceptions about Islam.

4).  Be brave:  Military leaders need to be given the go-ahead to execute a comprehensive military strategy that includes conventional and unconventional boots on the ground, targeted airstrikes, and persistent intelligence-surveillance-reconnaissance.  Political weakness is hamstringing the most powerful military in the history of the world.  Take the handcuffs off of our troops and let them win this fight for America.

5).  Be American:  Every American needs to cue Toby Keith's "Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue," post an American flag in their front lawn, and honor those that fight bullies to secure their privilege to live in a free country.  Live #AmericaStrong.  #AmericaFightsBullies.